The Crypto Killshot: Why Deleting Twitter Is the Ultimate Bullish Signal

Nov 13, 2025

Short attention span? NGMI.

Do you actually want to get rich? Or do you want to jerk off while your portfolio bleeds against Bitcoin, Ether, USD?

Plenty of dudes are richer than me, but the blueprints you’re about to read are the exact same. And what does their wealth have to do with mine? In my own personal journey, I am beyond content—having overshot even my wildest dreams. Self-made, average IQ, still somewhat sane. And enough that my final trade was 3 years ago. Crypto is boring in 2025, there’s actually nothing left to do but hold forever as it’s now part of your net worth.

Bitcoin & Ether have no top, because fiat currency has no bottom. It debases by design—which is not a bad thing. Too many crypto bros believe they’ve unmasked this large conspiracy as if it wasn’t the intended goal.

Humanity’s ATH is always in the present. Misplaced nostalgia often blinds us to the objective reality that collectively, humanity has never lived in more prosperous times than now.

Contrary to popular belief, Crypto Twitter is a silo. I’ve never considered Twitter to be good, I only use it to gauge sentiment. Big difference.

I only use it now because I’m in founder mode [I’ve been tweeting for only 30 days]. And my thoughts are the same as 4.5 years ago:

By the way, I see so many LARP screenshots on CT.

It’s insane people fall for it:

The vast majority of crypto participants are not on Twitter, and don’t care to be.

And why would they?

Who would log on to listen to your donkey ass talk some MAAAAAD shit?

If you’re so smart, why didn’t you buy Bitcoin for pennies and then sit on your hands?

If you’re so smart, why are you still trading at all in 2025?

12,600,000x on Bitcoin wasn’t enough to retire?

16,666x on Ether wasn’t enough?

Countless 10x, 100x, 1000x, airdrops, DeFi, and you’re still stuck on this app?

No traders outperformed the early adopters. None. Zero.

So who’s the actual retard? EH RETARD?

Freeze the Bitcoin & Ether price today and exit the markets forever. Is it enough? This is the only metric for early.

5 referral links, and a $500/month paid Discord to hear your bitch ass talk shit?

You sold your future and fumbled your bag. You’re a washed-up wagie in disguise [KOL] with a paid group. The timeline celebrates when you get a job from a gold checkmark. Also known as Work to Earn.

Which is fine, but you LARP as an “expert”, convince people you’re an “expert”, and receive money to flap your lips with an “expert” opinion. And what ends up happening?

You feed victims into the meat grinder of Rekt City™. All your shit is gigarekt against Bitcoin & Ether. No cryptocurrencies can even justify their reason to exist, as they get GODSTOMPED by tokenized fiat—Tether.

If you can’t beat fiat currency—which was the entire reason cryptocurrency was invented, why do you exist at all?

And despite that, you talk shit and want to come for the #2, Ether, who has flipped Tether?

And you continue flapping your lips, confident in the demise of Bitcoin, the #1.

FLAP.

Talking some MAAAAADDD shit.

The bitcoin whitepaper just turned 17 years old. Is a hero coming? No hero is coming. You don’t want smoke with Bitcoin, let alone The Holy Trinity.

In fact, all of you would stop trading right now, if you could simply hold a “make it” stack of The Holy Trinity.

Degenerate gamblers cannot be helped, they have no end goal. They gamble just to gamble because their dopamine receptors are fried—it’s an addiction.

Shitcoins should use a centralized database on AWS. It’s faster, cheaper, more secure, and ultimately more honest because they’re completely centralized anyways—unlike Bitcoin & Ether. Most only LARP as decentralized—only a minority of projects are transparent about the reality. This “industry” would lose a lot less money from their blockchain/smart contracts getting exploited too.

The real reason shitcoins exist is for teams to perform the Devil’s Swap:

You give them: your valuable Bitcoin, Ether, USD

You receive: the shitcoin they minted for free

Pause right there. Think about it for a moment. Any Devil’s Swap is by definition, the team dumping on your head from the very beginning. They sold you their shitcoin supply from thin air.

Next, your shitcoin must fight against the The Holy Trinity on the open markets, forever. Every day when you wake up holding your shitcoin, you have to worry whether or not the other holders have an epiphany, and realize value by selling into The Holy Trinity.

And that’s why all shitcoins “bleed satoshis” long term. Ether is the only asset that has outperformed Bitcoin since ICO and maintained its #2 rank. More on this in a separate article.

Teams don’t care what happens to their tokens; they already got what they wanted which is Bitcoin, Ether, USD. Their shitcoin can, and will, nuke to the abyss and it still won’t matter to the them.

But it matters to you. You’re holding it and hemorrhaging money.

Capital preservation is the single most important law of investing. You will go broke without it because skill does not trump risk of ruin.

Twitter, like Reddit, rewards hivemind “donkey consensus”. That’s the fundamental problem. Just because a post is popular, or receives likes, or gets voted to the top, does not make it valid.

When was winning together ever a thing?

The Pareto Distribution will not allow donkeys to win together. Wealth will always concentrate into the hands of the few regardless of conditions. Crypto itself was a generational transfer of wealth, but only for the very few. Think about it.

And in the end? The bankers and governments emerged victorious. Not the cypherpunks.

The “smart” guys especially, all missed out. They were too concerned with the clout of being a contrarian instead of just buying Bitcoin. Instead of just buying Ether.

Beware of “smart” people with elaborate theses of why things can’t be done—they’re too smart for their own good. I call them Jeremiahs.

Smart people work for dumber people with higher risk appetities. You get rich by ownership and nothing else. You can collar a smart person to be your wagie by dangling job security and golden handcuffs. That’s the truth.

Steve Jobs did not code iOS. But he got very rich from his ownership of Apple shares. Far richer than any genius engineer.

It’s only money in the end, right? Dudes out here were preaching like you’d catch leprosy from buying Bitcoin. Dudes calling Ethereum a scam, as if you’d die from buying it.

Muh institutions performed no better than retail in the previous cycle, and they’re all buying higher than us today. Their entries suck. It takes a special kind of hero to full port a nascent industry like cryptocurrency.

You’re late.

CAN I GET A GM—shut the fuck up.

Crypto Twitter is now LinkedIn. And I’ll tell you why.

Everything good has been hoovered out. What remains is a distillate of concentrated exit liquidity and grifters.

People are fighting over scraps—that’s why “timeline trading” is now a thing.

Vicarious trading, is now a thing. You’re so rekt, you just watch other guys trade instead. It’s like watching streamers play video games instead of playing it yourself.

When there are no scraps remaining, people feed on each other.

The rugs are hyper-aggressive this cycle because there’s nothing left. The excuses and “meta” have evaporated. The push to make crime seem “cool”, is just a consequence of a more efficient market constricting the bottom distribution [Pareto].

What rich, successful dude who’s actually “made it”, is sitting on Twitter in 2025 eroding his edge by coaching your ass on how to outcompete him?

Use your brain.

Nobody is going to teach you how to kill them. Period.

In fact, I had an epiphany the other day when conversing with some users [in no particular order]:

I never bought into the whole self-deprecating jokes. You should believe in yourself, always:

@ AzFlin [deleted post] made a postmortem of all the “smart” people getting rekt on Stream Finance. It’s hilarious to me:

Some donkey glazing a rugger:

When I say BNB is a daughter asset of Ethereum, it’s true:

BNB = originally an ERC20 token

BSC = fork of Go Ethereum (Geth)

Pancake Swap = fork of Uniswap

OPBNB = fork of OPStack which is Ethereum R&D

In 2025, people are priced out of a suicide stack of 21 Bitcoin. Yes, the minimum target was always 21 Bitcoin to join the “1 million club”:

Satoshi is rolling in his grave:

ABSOLUTELY TERRORIZING THE TRENCHES:

And finally, my personal thoughts on the state of crypto in 2025:

Some of us entered crypto in 2017 with the naïveté that we were changing the world. Later, and much wiser into 2019/DeFi Summer: with the sole intent to crush our enemies. Cryptocurrency is maximum PVP: a negative-sum game. Do not confuse this with zero-sum game.

The middlemen sit COMFY and watch with glee as traders destroy themselves in the colosseum. They take zero risk and reap all the rewards watching you get rekt. And? They give you referral links to lead more victims to The Graveyard of Rekt™—unlimited profits for them. Nearly all exchange founders are billionaires for a reason.

They outperformed everybody as they are a subset of early adopters—some even hold multiple rankings on the Tiers of Wealth. They cannot lose.

Tiers of Wealth:

CEX Founders
Layer 1 Blockchain Founders
Founders
Early Adopters
Top tier elite traders
Laggards [rekt]
Traders [rekt]

If you trade with leverage in crypto, you’re going to lose all your money.

Not if, but when. The crypto market is far too small relative to traditional markets, and you’re competing against crime and insider trading. Most of you trade manually with the emotional control of a toddler. Insanity.

I’ve never considered myself a “trader” because buying early and holding while my enemies chop themselves up in the middle is the proven strategy. How can you possibly outperform an early adopter?

With trading: everything is good, until it’s not.

All those dudes who tried to “optimize” their portfolio by trading [gambling] their Bitcoin & Ether stack? Rekt.

Rekt City™

The Graveyard of Rekt™. Their dead bodies floating down the river while you do absolutely nothing and win forever.

I’m tired of winning. Suffering from success over here.

All the monsters from previous cycles have consolidated into Bitcoin, Ether, USD, and exited YEARS ago. They understood the game. THEY’RE NOT ON HERE.

And why would they be? What makes you so special that they post on Twitter just for you? Do you have their personal phone number and hangout with them? Have you met their families and children?

Use your brain.

There is nothing further to be done once you possess your “make it” stack of Bitcoin, Ether, USD. You sit and wait forever—it is now part of your net worth.

What are you going to sell into? You’re already end game.

Now wouldn’t that be amazing, to never look at a price chart ever again?

The monsters that do remain today, most were born from the fires of 2017. Nearly all of them were founders, or later became founders. That’s why they’re still here. And none of it would have been possible without Ethereum—this is where their initial capital was fused via ICO sales.

Ethereum has brought more adoption to crypto than any other cryptocurrency. The things you see in crypto today sparked from Ethereum R&D which boosted overall crypto adoption.

Did you yourself enter crypto for Bitcoin, or was it another narrative that sparked from Ethereum R&D? Most of you fall into the latter category.

Ethereum is the DeFi laboratory for the wider crypto market. Even Solana and all the others, had the benefit of future sight: they were able to witness what worked on Ethereum Mainnet, what could be improved, real life battle-testing, and then launched their own technology to try and solve those bottlenecks. I will discuss why “better tech” has zero effect on price up in a separate article.

I don’t need to mention Ether’s price performance because your face will turn red: 16,666x from ICO.

Ether didn’t underperform. You underperformed by being late.

As a normie, and under normie conditions, you had ample opportunities to purchase Ether under $300, under $200, under $100, and with size. You could have full-ported your entire net worth into Ether on multiple occasions. And if you didn’t “believe” in Ether, then just replace Ether with Bitcoin—same thing, or buy both like me.

The boomfags on Reddit were making memes that Ether was a stablecoin at $300 USD. It didn’t budge for the longest time. Vitalik cured cancer? Ether still stuck at $300.

How could you let the boomfags on Reddit outperform you?

Humiliating.

YOU GOT OUTPERFORMED BY REDDIT.

LITERALLY REDDIT.

Reddit is worse than Crypto Twitter due to their upvote/downvote system, which incentivizes emotional bagholders to sway the thread in their favor. Or, if the neckbeard mods are bagholders too, they’ll just ban and delete your comment out of fear.

Yes, of course I outperformed the boomfags on Reddit. Else, I’d be talking some mad shit myself, right? I don’t reveal my edge to strangers on the internet, but I have always tried to help those close to me and kept my own trading journal. As should you. Money is the single greatest tool that can fix all your immediate worries.

I will show you a generational trade, and this will never be repeated again in my lifetime. I think. Just the right conditions, at the right time. Far too many dudes are too prideful to admit that luck is also a factor.

But I’d rather be lucky than skilled. Any day. Who prays for harder conditions?

“Oh, if only this market was more difficult so I can jerk off on Crypto Twitter about how skilled I am.”

Enough.

Buying the March 2020 Bottom

I bought the March 2020 COVID-19 bloodbath while Crypto Twitter cowered in fear. I had early knowledge of the Wuhan breakout [it pays to be terminally online], and prepared myself preemptively. Worst case, I have a lot of canned food to eat and some interest to pay back.

When the opportunity came, it was pretty scary honestly. Largest single nuke I’ve ever witnessed in crypto. But? I’m young and can start again if things go wrong. Humanity has bounced back from far worse.

Full ported $4000 Bitcoin + $100 Ether. ALL the remaining fiat and stablecoins I had.

I urged my “friend” to heed reason and get in as well, but she was arrogant. I don’t blame her though amid the uncertainty. Nevertheless, I did some light dunking later:

Better investments, where? Show me.

Even throughout DeFi Summer, I told my friends that if they miss this opportunity, they’re going to regret it for the rest of their lives because the market will not rewind the prices. Once donkeys “catch on”, it’s over.

At this point, even crypto natives from previous cycle were battling PTSD from the 2018 Bear Market [me included]. They couldn’t have hope for a better future.

I left it at that as I didn’t want to push—you can lead people to the door, but only they can step through. As a friend, I want to see those I care about succeed—more than just hollow words, money is the greatest comfort for real-life problems. I don’t agree with other takes because I’ve been on both sides now.

7-Figure Uniswap Airdrop

Okay, not actually 7-figures as it was just over ~$300,000 USD. But I did grow this to 7-figures because I held the drop & bought more with profits from other trades. Initially, I cucked myself by doubting Hayden Adams and sold half. But once I actually crunched the numbers [actually Doing My Own Research], I had high confidence the market would punish everybody who dunked on Uniswap as “free money”. There’s no way so many retards go unpunished. Pareto will seek vengeance.

For those of you who understand what I mean when I say “You sold your airdrop for a PS5.” We come from the same community [Twitter is not my home]. That’s how low the non-believers dumped $UNI. Pathetic. Unworthy!

If you held your $UNI until today, you’re up $3000 USD per wallet at time of writing. Not bad, right?

Yes, we used to actually break down the tokenomics by hand and make educated decisions rather than “aping” whatever hit the Twitter timeline from a celebrity KOL:

The cope and seethe was palpable.

You priced out?

…I’m just getting started.

1inch Airdrop

If you participated in DeFi Summer, you qualified for the 1inch Airdrop, easily. At some point you would have discovered that 1inch was superior to Uniswap under certain conditions.

They gave out not one, but two airdrops! And they announced the first airdrop literally on Christmas day. As an adult, your pleasure scale maxes out when you receive a heavy airdrop on Christmas.

I can’t remember these other DEXes from my list as it’s been a long time, but definitely Uniswap and 1inch were standout.

Today in 2025, I would only recommend:

Uniswap
1inch
Matcha
Cow [newer entrant, exercise caution]

Perhaps there’s better ones out there, but I always lean towards older is best as I prioritize security over getting rekt.

Beware of New Shiny Things

I see way too many people on the timeline, giddy, to test out new protocols and apps like guinea pigs. All I will say is, don’t.

I took a nice haircut testing DEX Limit Orders with beta software. At this time in the cycle, on-chain limit orders were not reliable. You actually had to be there to execute, or use one of those sketchy bots where they control your private keys. Not happening.

It was called Velox Global. I just wanted to sleep bros, I was so tired putting in 16-18 hour days researching. I wanted my orders to execute while I was asleep. Let’s just say some routing errors occurred.

Matcha Limit Orders were horrible, but at least they simply failed to execute—rather than donating your funds away like Velox.

The only Ethereum wallets I trust into 2025:

MetaMask
Rabby

I trust MetaMask over Rabby for core code security, while Rabby emphasizes user-facing security. Both are great for different reasons.

I see people dunking on MetaMask on the timeline, but it has nothing to do with security. If you’re going to mention Infura tracking you [people just noticed in 2022? lol], you would have known that years ago if you used a firewall to monitor outbound connections, and thus could easily change your RPC.

What does the MetaMask airdrop have to do with security?

Some of you have no idea that there’s a blue MetaMask logo.

There’s nuance… OPSEC is an entirely different beast. Maybe I’ll write an article.

Selling the April 2021 Top Before GCR

April 2021 was the risk-adjusted top of the 2021 cycle. If you held till November 2021, you got cucked. Bitcoin nuked ~53% only to make a limpdick high while the majority of shitcoins got dusted. You needed to be in stablecoins by April 2021.

All those KOLs pushing “$100K EOY 2021”? Unfollow. Immediately. This is what I mean by “donkey consensus”. The Pareto Filter will not allow people to win together as cryptocurrency is a negative-sum game.

“Friends” I haven’t talked to in months came crawling out of the woodwork [of course] asking if they should get into crypto at the literal April 2021 top, and I told them candidly to avoid it. It’s overpriced and they should wait for the nuke.

I called the top before GCR, not that I’m better than him [remember, I’m not a trader] but to highlight that many people were waiting for “alpha” from other men instead of trusting themselves.

Ensuing Carnage

Pareto commences its hunt for dead bodies:

I awakened my Sharingan after the 2018 Bear Market. You can’t fool me anymore as I can see through the illusions. I’ve aligned with Pareto and have been undefeated since 2020. Everything in cryptocurrency is a funnel to acquire more Bitcoin, Ether, USD.

If you’re still pushing “community” in 2025, you’re going to get rekt.

Community is the glue that binds bagholders together.

Click and watch it. I made a video that highlights how rekt your shitcoins are against The Holy Trinity of Bitcoin, Ether, USD:

Profitable people won’t tell you [again why would they?], that there’s a certain schadenfreude experienced when everybody gets destroyed and you’re the sole survivor among the carnage. We all played the exact same game, used the exact same tooling, yet only a few of us made it out alive. That’s the negative-sum game your “community” glosses over. Where do you think the money comes from?

You are in a video game, and The Holy Trinity is the final end game gear.

Think of Pareto as a trickster God who sits at the very top. As soon as the Pareto sees too many donkeys winning, giant flush events are executed to reset the markets:

Mt. Gox
Bitconnect
OneCoin
Luna
FTX
Bridge Exploits
CEX hacks
Scams
Rugpulls

It doesn’t matter how, Pareto wills it into the simulation. Splitting the sky in two is not out of the question.

”Laggards and late majority. Early buyers can hold it down to 5K BTC and not feel a thing”

Rebuying the November 2022 FTX Bloodbath

Why did I specifically rebuy during the FTX collapse and not the Luna collapse? Simple. Because Do Kwon didn’t have the motion he thought he did—Luna didn’t crash the Bitcoin price hard enough. The Luna Contagion barely brought the Bitcoin price lower than its July 2021 levels. It was a nothingburger.

I have empathy for all those who got gigarekt from Luna however, and even call out the KOLs who pushed it:

There’s no secret formula here. I don’t do Technical Analysis (TA) because I think it’s astrology for men. My secret? I just looked at the previous cycles and saw that Bitcoin generally dumps over ~80% from its ATHs in a bear market. So if we measure from ~$69,000 USD in November 2021 or even ~$64,000 USD in April 2021, that gave me a target range of $10,000 - $14,000 USD to reenter the markets.

Anybody who tells you they know they exact bottom is LYINNNNNGGGGGGG. Nobody can nail the absolute top and absolute bottom. That’s why I use ranges, and I even “feather” the ranges.

Is it risky? Nope, we live in a simulation and I believe in Pareto. Plus, the only data we do have to reference is historical data. Pareto will reward its children [Bitcoin, Ether, USD] after flushing out the riffraff.

You don’t need to have faith, you’ll just be left behind.

Even though I never posted to Twitter until recently, I do read everything. Scroll back to the very top—I use Twitter to gauge sentiment, not to learn things. Information is free and you should be doing your own research, not relying on another man to curate it for you. He could be wrong, or could be intentionally misleading you as he has an angle.

The below interface is called Nitter, it’s a local only third-party Twitter client before Elon nuked the API. There may be the odd server instance kicking around today but it’s highly unreliable, so you’re forced to use native Twitter in 2025 anyways.

I couldn’t sleep. I had a chub the whole time, eyes glued to my screen watching the prices. At this point it’s been just over 1.5 years that I’ve been waiting. I needed to be awake to ensure I full-ported back into Bitcoin & Ether successfully.

Lowkey, I was praying for another North Korean exploit to take us below $10,000.

Sorry bros.

At this point I had to make a judgement call, the Bitcoin price wasn’t quite in my range of $10,000 USD - $14,000 USD but here’s where a lot of people screw up: they risk everything for that teeny tiny “target number” they arbitrarily decided on in their head. The market doesn’t care or know about you, and it’s no guarantee that Bitcoin will nuke the same as previous cycles. I view this as a test from Pareto to filter out the unworthy.

CZ executed SBF. If this did not mark the bottom, then what will? I had to remove my biases and conclude that this is as good as it gets for my reentry. And really, what is the meaningful difference, long term, between $15,000 Bitcoin and $10,000 Bitcoin? Well a lot, but realistically your life won’t change.

Now that I’m reviewing this in 2025? It’s really just dumb luck that FTX marked the bottom, I never set out to “aim for it”. How could anybody know the precise event? All I knew was that the Luna Contagion was not enough carnage. Pareto needed more dead bodies and the FTX collapse was the vehicle for the flush event.

Lessons

So what actually happened?

The Holy Trinity of trades for majors:

Bought the COVID-19 bloodbath
Sold the April 2021 top
Rebought the FTX bloodbath

End game. The three most profitable trades that will likely happen in my lifetime and all I had to do was be early and do nothing. Literally just patience.

What else is there to do for the rest of my life? Nothing.

This is what I want you guys to understand about the trash you read on Twitter from KOLs and “experts”. For what reason are they still on Twitter at all? They are still here because nearly all of them are LARPs—they haven’t made it and need to sell you something: a course, a paid group, shitcoins, referral links. They need you as exit liquidity.

Trust yourself. Make money, then go live your life. Social media is a cancer, and it will infect your mind.

Remember, only founders & brands have a legitimate reason to be on Crypto Twitter:

God-Tier Trade - Another 7-Figures

To really drive home the concept of being early and doing nothing, I will share one more. This, I won’t take any credit for because there wasn’t a chance in hell I would have bought it on my own. I gifted the entire win because spiritually [lol], I didn’t view it as mine. But I did receive a 7-figure bonus in return.

I won’t get into personal details as it’s not relevant, nor is it your business. I simply wanted to support her journey. Watching her get excited for Axie Infinity was so endearing to me. When I say Axie Infinity, I’m talking year 2020, before the $AXS token or Ronin Network even existed [Axie Infinity was still on Ethereum Mainnet], and before the 1000000 Filipinos came into the Discord min/maxing everything to zero. There was no such thing as “ambassador”, the ones you see cluttering the timeline today.

The early player base was just regular dudes, there was no profit motivation. Everybody was there because they actually enjoyed the community, their friends, and the actual game. You could play Adventure Mode in Axie Infinity and rack up unlimited $SLP [no limits] because it was basically worthless. Axie was still unknown.

A mere $100 was enough to buy you an incredible team, as the lowest priced Axie was like $2. Some players couldn’t afford the gas to breed because it was too expensive [Ethereum Mainnet]. I could have single-handedly broke the economy. Not arrogance, just painting the picture of the early Axie Infinity zeitgeist.

There were some real stellar people, and it was an awesome group from the little I’ve witnessed. It reminded me of early 2017 crypto, and I hope all those guys did well. You all treated her with kindness and answered all her newb questions [she pretended to be a guy so it wouldn’t be weird].

Truthfully, I just wanted to keep her occupied with crypto gaming while I focused on “real crypto” [lol]. It wasn’t supposed to be serious. And in the end, it’s divine irony that this single trade pound-for-pound outperformed me in % gain [not absolute gains] for the 2021 cycle.

She had no idea of this, but I bought $AXS for pennies, with good size. Why? I wanted to gift it to her later as a show of support. Never in my mind did I believe $AXS would ever cross $5 USD, nevermind $164.90 USD for ATHs. I read the tokenomics paper and disagreed with the value proposition.

This is another important law of investing:

Only act within your circle of competence. I avoided memes & NFTs for this very reason—because I don’t understand them or their communities.

After porting $AXS on Binance [deepest liquidity], I completely forgot about it. I’m not exaggerating for storytelling or clout. The only reason the $AXS stack was able to balloon so high was because it was a forced HODL. I would have sold it in April 2021 had I remembered.

You may ask, “how do you forget about an investment?”

Well, when the market is popping, money becomes meaningless and more like digital points. And then factor in multiple wallet apps, multiple CEXes, liquidity on multiple protocols, multiple hardware wallets, multiple accounts, hundreds of addresses, multiple security keys, emails, notes, laptops, desktops, phones, and you’ll find it’s quite easy to forget about some things. I probably have at least 1 Bitcoin lying around, somewhere.

So then came December 2021. I hear on mainstream news about the Axie Infinity euphoria. The “scholarship program” is still being shilled lol, and there was frothing at the mouth. I look into it more and check the price of $AXS.

What the fuck.

I remember my original purchase.

Keep in mind I’ve already exited the markets in April 2021, so at this point I’m just monitoring the Bitcoin price as the bellwether for reentry.

I call her immediately, tell her to see me ASAP as she’s now a multi-millionaire. Obviously she thinks I’m joking. So I take a screen recording and send it to her. Showing line-by-line all the entries and the current market price of $AXS on CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap.

It was, a very emotional day.

Now, I’m going to blur a lot here as its a private video and I don’t care to prove anything beyond that to internet strangers. Some of you are so rekt you can’t possibly believe somebody else can pull a 546x ATH [~320x with pullback] on size, so you dismiss it as “LARP” to feel better about your own portfolios. But you’re just late. There are monsters who pulled 10000x in cryptocurrency.

On a balance of probabilities, consider that:

This is a screen recording, not a screenshot.
People only take screen recordings/screenshots when it’s drool-worthy.
I’d have to perfectly replicate the Binance UI from 2021.
I’d have to perfectly replicate the CoinGecko UI from 2021.
I’d have to perfectly replicate the CoinMarketCap UI from 2021.
Nobody takes screen recordings line-by-line like this unless it’s to highlight the gains to someone else.
This video doesn’t exist anywhere else on the internet.
I’d have to sit on this video for 4 years doing nothing, with the intent to show it to internet strangers 4 years later.
You see the Calculator app on MacOS display a 7-figure value from the copy & paste action.
Envy is a nasty human trait.

Use your brain.

Sage Advice [ALL YOU NEED]

Now, do I bring this up to dunk? No. I haven’t even discussed any of my other plays that pumped viciously. I’ve been in projects that you’ve never heard of and I don’t care to erode my edge to internet strangers. But there is a common blueprint for all my actions that can be distilled into a few bullet points.

What is the actual takeaway?

Everybody is full of shit. The only alpha you need is yourself.
The trader fears the early adopter. Being early is disgustingly unfair.
Do nothing. Watch with popcorn as the noobs get shaken out and Pareto wills your victory into the simulation.
Stop waiting for other men to spoonfeed you.
Breakeven [protecting capital] is a major win.
Never forget to consolidate into The Holy Trinity of Bitcoin, Ether, USD to preserve your wealth. You will lose all your money if you don’t.

The aforementioned only applies if you bought something half-decent. If you bought a donkey shitter, you will lose all your money.

All of this is easy to say in theory, but difficult in practice. I get it.

“Just be early bro.”
“Just discover the best plays bro.”
“Just buy 21 Bitcoin bro.”

So let’s change that mindset. As I said, Twitter is not my home.

You buy shitcoins to dump.
Me? I don’t want you to own anything at all. I want you priced out completely so it’s an eternal cope & seethe when the price pumps without you.

A warrior’s spirit is required to succeed—eliminate the cuck within you. The donkeys you spend time with online are not your friends.

Think of the people who actually depend on you to succeed. You don’t have the luxury of rest. Stop giving away your money to the market:

I don’t care if Goku Buffet is standing before me. I’ll cut him down too.

A repeat thesis I had was this: if I reached the stage where I bought a specific coin or token, there would be somebody else in the world that reached the same conclusion and buy it after me. But I’m earlier than him. This guy, will be my free marketing. He will shill it for me [as they always do]. And that’s why I never needed to shill any tickers, the market takes care of that automatically. Pareto wills my victory into the simulation.

It was quite humorous when actual pump and dump groups, “cabals” as CT likes to call them, were accumulating the token supply of projects I already held a God position in. They became my exit liquidity. You can’t punish an early adopter because their entry price is well before yours.

Killshot.

Yes, I had to dodge wallet trackers and CEX/DEX linking. I am a strong supporter of financial privacy, particularly Monero which I’ve supported with donations for years.

Do not invest in privacy coins by the way, use them only as a tool. They’re horrible investments:

Forcing an Outcome

When I say early. I mean early. Some teams made mistakes, which I will not teach you but it allowed me to force some of them to the negotiating table. Airswap was a great tool for this, among other strategies.

“You’ve allowed me to get too powerful, let’s agree on a fair OTC rate. Otherwise, I will send your chart to the shadow realm.”

Now before the riffraff make comments, no it’s not “illegal” to apply pressure to teams. These are open markets and it’s highly competitive. It was common for unknown projects during DeFi Summer to “launch into the void”, as in, they pooled the majority of their tokens into Uniswap V2 and hoped for the best. That was their marketing plan. Low liquidity CEXs was another avenue.

Crypto Twitter was too busy sucking off KOLs to avail themselves of these golden opportunities. And they’re still sucking off KOLs in 2025 wondering why they’ve never made it.

Either the teams buyback their tokens from me, or I’m dumping into their Uniswap V2 pool. Don’t think I don’t have plans to flush out the riffraff and accumulate even more; it’s seldom the optimal play to execute a single FSH candle. OTC deals are beneficial as they offer zero slippage and are a win-win for everybody. I operate using the same tools and information as everybody else. I merely interpret things differently.

Here’s how I feel about you donkeys scamming and rugging each other in 2025 for peanuts:

Mosquito energy.

The lowest lifeforms in the Coral Reef.

You can’t compete in the open markets so you resort to scamming those who “trust” your galaxy brain takes of why DogCumInuV4 [which you bundled] is going to flip Bitcoin.

Final Thoughts

It’s not the same place as it once was, so this is why I won’t name it. But I spent most of my time elsewhere which allowed me to develop a natural edge over the majority of Crypto Twitter. In this distant land, everybody was naturally competitive rather than “muh community”, so it shaped you to be a better investor.

We dunked, and dunked hard:

“You can buy my bags at a premium, if you don’t that’s cope.”

Look, we’re at ~6300 words and I haven’t even scratched the surface. I can easily go to 100,000 words with my theses on this market, but there’s like 2 of you who read down this far. It’s long-form by design—to eliminate the riffraff.

If anything I say resonates with you, you can follow me @WallStreetMoon on Twitter. I’m gathering a small holder set for a launch that cuts deep, and have zero plans to donkey donkey on Twitter outside of that. I prefer people who make the effort to dig through my posts.

I don’t market much at all, because I dislike those who need to be spoonfed. Something about their lack of decisive action compared to the 2017/2020 cohorts. I’m confident we will do just dandy without those people.