You’re a Cuck for Letting Twitter Doxx You [God-Tier Bypass]
Hello, you donkey.
If I’m average IQ… what does that make you?
The amount of donkey takes I read on CT makes me root for North Korea—to accelerate The Crypto Cuckening to levels so cucked, all the cucks will rise from their cuck chairs to seek redemption.
Who put your donkey ass on the CT timeline to flap your lips on things you know nothing of?
There’s no group more donkey than the traitors & hypocrites within cryptocurrency itself, the Crypto Native LARP Express—I’d sooner back the oligarchs, bankers, and governments just to see these riffraff get crushed in the Colosseum.
Why?
Because the oligarchs, bankers, and governments never pretended to be anything they weren’t.
They remain transparent adversaries to this day.
You Web3 bros are the type to smell your own farts:
I exclude normies because they’re normies. That’s the point.
But if you’re in crypto? NGMI. You should possess some baseline competence before you sit down at the table.
Information is abundant, and you are the donkey who refuses to avail yourself of the wonderful information available on the internet… for free.
You’re either lazy, arrogant, or both.
And you have the audacity to believe Pareto will reward you?
ZERO.
I don’t pray for your downfall, that’s not my philosophy. I want you to compete and get obliterated fair and square.
Your only hope for success is lottery luck on some donkey shitter, full-time donkey KOL, or a Twitter casino badge to lead victims into the meat grinder.
I have unlimited respect for the normie working minimum wage in some textile factory than the average crypto cuck in 2025.
As I stated in my premier Substack:
Only the donkey riffraff remain on CT in 2025.
That’s why they’re still here after 16 years of Bitcoin.The hell you’d need more than a 12,600,000x Bitcoin pump to retire?
Laggards and problem gamblers, that’s who.
Getting Cucked by Twitter
Donkey riffraff are flapping their lips about the latest Twitter update being a “geodoxx”.
Skill Issue.
Did you… actually believe you had any semblance of privacy on Twitter, the clearnet?
The same Twitter that’s been hacked multiple times already?
Are you retarded, ser?
2020 Hyper Cuckening:
The Gathering of Cucks:
Jack Dorsey gets cucked:
Vitalik Buterin gets cucked:
Binance gets cucked:
The SEC gets cucked:
Elon Musk gets cucked:
You, stand zero chance.
You’d think that high-profile accounts, let alone the actual CEO would have enhanced security measures to prevent this—but no.
A number of these incidents were users getting cucked, while others were Twitter getting fucked.
In all scenarios however, only Twitter can enforce security.
Let’s study this post:
Should you use a hardware security key?
Yes.
If you don’t possess a hardware security key, should you enable 2FA Authenticator [TOTP] instead?
Yes.
Should you use a password manager?
Yes.
Should you use a strong randomized password for your Twitter account?
Yes.
Should you use a strong randomized password for your email account?
Yes.
But that’s the max you can do as an end-user. You still must trust Twitter to enforce that security. Nothing matters if an attacker exploits Twitter to bypass your authentication.
Tears on the Timeline
This is the reason jimmies were rustled:
Oh no, muh geodoxx.
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Here’s my reaction to everybody on the timeline right now:
And not only for this latest cuckening, but the collective carnage from market forces, scams, rugs, hacks, exploits, KOLs/VCs dumping on your head:
You let that little girl disarm you?
… You let Twitter disarm you?
Twitter, the turbo normie app?
KEK.
It’s impossible for Twitter to geodoxx you unless you volunteered data to their platform.
Think about it.
Some of you are fine with full-doxxing yourself for your brand or business, I understand.
That’s perfectly reasonable and this doesn’t apply to you:
But if you’re a regular crypto user? You should operate at a higher standard.
Crypto, has existed long before cryptoCURRENCY.
Information is free.
The early cohort was filled with cypherpunks—you’d naturally develop rudimentary OPSEC, technical skills, critical thought, good security hygiene and so on.
In today’s market however, it’s turbo-normified for the bottom-of-the-barrel crypto noob. The tail end, the laggards.
This lack of grit, coupled with gigarekt carnage through donkey shitters, leads to mass butthurt when bandaids are ripped-off revealing gaps in skillset.
Crypto-natives are not the demographic you should heed advice from regarding OPSEC. Nearly everything in crypto is cucked from a security & privacy track record.
All those triple-audited protocols?
The Graveyard of Rekt™
How can multiple auditors examining the same code, all miss the death knell that gets users obliterated?
Perhaps the highest IQ cohort are in Web2 [where all the money is], not crypto. Cryptocurrency as a whole is a tiny market relative to traditional markets.
Suppose for a moment that Twitter did not implement this latest update. And, that you insisted on adopting the security-through-obscurity model [trusting Twitter to not geodoxx you], it still doesn’t solve the fundamental problem:
Twitter already possesses all your personal data, so if Twitter gets hacked [again] you’re still going to get cucked once your data is posted to the dark web.
Nevermind geodoxxing, which is a nothingburger in comparison and does have some counters.
Preemptive Action
You should never seek a remedy, when the hard counter is preemptive action.
So first, the preemptive action:
Do not volunteer any data to Twitter that you can’t risk being exposed, period. Proper OPSEC begins the moment you register your account—and forever after that.
You must assume that all social media websites will be hacked at some point, because they will be. And your data will be exposed, and you will get cucked.
And then some guy named @WallStreetMoon on Twitter will dunk on you with a Substack article.
If you volunter no data to Twitter, you can’t be doxxed.
Consider that if:
Elon Musk got cucked
Jack Dorsey got cucked
Jeff Bezos got cucked
Barack Obama got cucked
Joe Biden got cucked
Bill Gates got cucked
Binance got cucked
Coinbase got cucked
Vitalik Buterin got cucked
Apple got cucked
Uber got cucked
The SEC got cucked
… What makes you believe the dildo of consequence isn’t coming for you?
What makes you believe you’re the chosen cuck that will escape unpenetrated?
Your privacy & security are your responsibility, and you should treat everything you do on these platforms [especially in crypto], the same as you would public email.
Solutions
Let’s examine Twitter’s own language regarding their geodoxx behavior:
If you’re geodoxxed already, there’s nothing that can be done anymore since it’s already public.
But moving forward, we can definitely execute various strategies to remedy and protect your true location.
Switch to Region/Continent [Native Settings]
First the obvious, which requires no effort:
Twitter Settings and Privacy → Privacy and safety → About your account → Use Region/Continent
If this is acceptable for your threat model, then it’s all you need to do. Continue using Twitter as normal.
A Warning About VPNs
VPNs do not increase your security, nor does it make you “anonymous” whatsoever. There are multiple ways an adversary can still track you.
They are lies & snakeoil peddled by shady companies.
What protects you on the internet is the green-lock that’s visible in your browser address bar: HTTPS (TLS)
When you use a VPN, this is what it means:
“Please route all your connections through my computer and I pinky promise I won’t snoop. Wink wink.”
There’s a 0% chance you can trust a “no-logs” VPN provider, because there’s no way to verify their claims at all.
Audits are useless as they are a snapshot in time, and the VPN provider can immediately begin logging your traffic whenever they please.
A VPN grants you pseudonymity, and you still must completely trust your VPN provider.
VPNs operate in the User Space—they have no control over the Operating System (OS) and most VPNs leak traffic outside their tunnel.
To illustrate, we’ll use this simple analogy of a crypto bro:
Your mom tells you it’s time to clean your room, you tell her no because you’re in the middle of World of Warcraft—she kicks you out of the house.
There are legitimate use-cases for using VPNs:
You do not trust your ISP
You do not trust public WiFi
You want to hide your IP address
Bypassing geoblocks to watch Netflix
Bypassing Twitter geodoxx
Use your brain.
If VPNs made you anonymous like these shady companies claim, then in theory, you could just sign-up for a VPN and commit all the crime you’d like, right?
Right?
No.
Nobody is going to jail for you because you paid them $5 a month, you retarded donkey.
I refuse to make VPN recommendations because all VPN providers operate on the same business model of “trust me bro”.
You should seek a VPN provider that has not been cucked with security incidents, or been caught logging their users despite a “no-logs” claim.
Web Browser Behind a VPN
We will remove all “rich” data being fed to Twitter, and then deliver it false data instead.
With this, your location can only be inferred from the false data.
For the shrewd among us, wondering why I’m taking this approach: if you make things too complicated, ordinary people just won’t do it. This is the normie-tier method that remains simple for most users.
Keep in mind there will be some tradeoffs, mainly Notifications reliability depending on your Operating System (OS).
Geodoxxing is relatively simple to bypass, people already do this with Netflix. There’s no evidence that Twitter is being aggressive with their checks.
This should work dandy at current time of writing:
Delete the actual Twitter Application from your mobile device. [Non-negotiable]
You must obey Step 1. It’s truly non-negotiable.
Use Twitter only via your Desktop or Mobile Web Browser behind a VPN.
Ensure that location permissions are disabled in both the browser & OS settings.
The reason why you must delete the actual Twitter application is because the iOS App Store, Google Play Store, as well as the Twitter app can fingerprint your device. Your device fingerprint does not go away even if you delete and reinstall the app. It’s permanently tied to your device.
Websites sandboxed within a Web Browser have significantly less access to device internals vs a native mobile application.
There’s also other methods adversaries can utilize to track you, but it’s not relevant to what we’re trying to achieve.
The goal is not to completely evade Apple, Google, or Twitter, we’re merely trying to feed false data to bypass a simple geodoxx.
By deleting the Twitter app and strictly using a Web Browser behind a VPN, your Twitter location should eventually change. We don’t know how long it will take as Twitter has been mum.
If you create a brand new account however, then this will work immediately. Twitter has no other data to infer from you.
There’s stuff I’m intentionally omitting, mainly some “gotchas” that I don’t want to teach you.
That’s call spoonfeeding, and you should be humilated as a man to expect another man to curate everything for your donkey ass to gobble up like some cuck.
Progressive Web Application
This is the Level Up [Stage 2] from simply accessing Twitter using a Web Browser behind a VPN.
The Web Browser method is fine if you’re using Desktop, but it’s not great for Mobile Devices.
The solution is to install Twitter as a Progressive Web Application [PWA] on your Mobile Device for a better experience.
Think of the Twitter PWA as the Twitter website with a costume.
You will have an App Icon on your Home Screen like the native Twitter app
Lack of a website address bar for an “App-like” experience
Notifications should work better than a standard Web Browser
iOS PWA
You must use the native Safari browser on iOS for this to work.
Visit Twitter in Safari, then click the Share Button → Add to Home Screen.
Android PWA
“Android” can mean many things. Don’t DM me asking why it doesn’t work for your specific device. Google it.
This should be universal if you’re using Google Chrome. Don’t use Incognito Mode or else the “Add to Home screen” option won’t appear.
Visit Twitter in Google Chrome, then click the Three Vertical Dots → Add to Home screen.
Things You Know Nothing Of
Stop expecting a dog to be a cat.
You’re using a fully-centralized service, so have realistic expectations.
I will defend the mega-corps here because they’re somewhat sane, and actually made efforts to enhance privacy for high-risk individuals like journalists to access their website.
Meanwhile, you shill dinosaur privacy tokens that have been down-only for the past 9 years and then complain about getting muh geodoxxed.
… I thought you were privacy-focused? How’d you get cucked?
If you held ZCash, you’d have lost most of your money, and then fumbled generational wealth by not buying Bitcoin & Ether.
You underperformed USD fiat.
I have no financial bias.
Monero is superior to ZCash for privacy, but I’m vocal about not buying any privacy coins. They’re horrible investments.
Yes I’ve been in all of them, even the obscure dinosaurs like Spectrecoin & Cloakcoin. That’s how I know.
Use them as intended: a tool for privacy.
The Holy Trinity of Bitcoin, Ether, USD, godstomps the entire cryptocurrency market combined and that will not change.
All other cryptos are trapped in the bottom 20% of a Pareto Distribution.
Click to watch my short video:
Onion Services
Did you know Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook [yes, Facebok] have operated, or still operate, official Tor Onion Services? You can access them through the Tor Network.
The literal Tor Network.
What have you done for privacy except shill your bags to the next donkey?
Twitter’s Onion Service:
Facebook’s Onion Service:
Reddit’s Onion Service:
This is not to be confused with accessing Clearnet websites via the Tor Browser:
Accessing Reddit’s Onion Service via the Tor Browser:
Hard Counters
For those who KYC’d for donkey KOL “creator” payouts [large reason why CT is now slop], it might be a data vector you can’t escape, and may be calculated in your geodoxx.
I haven’t looked into it as I don’t care, but it would be trivial for Twitter to implement. Don’t presume they wouldn’t implement it in some future release.
Final Thoughts
If you align with me, and are someone with grit that doesn’t require spoonfeeding: dig through my posts, there’s something there. I’m looking for a certain quality of user to join me.
The rest will join us later.
Oh, they will.
If you launch a project that does not stand in the warpath of Pareto, and is shielded from godstomps by The Holy Trinity of Bitcoin, Ether, USD, you’ve just created the premier SSS-Tier in cryptocurrency.
If you’re spending your day talking to a n*gga that ain’t got nothing going on, what the fuck kind of information can he offer you?
—WSM